brianaurelio asked: I'm just being sexy, didn't you think it was sexy?!? And hahaha I know the ken doll is a joke bonz, that would be weird if people actually thought that.
When someone says "penis" at school
nathaliee: Elementary school: Middle school: High school:
Sans Scruples~: I had the best day ever~ →
jennlillian: First we went to the hans and they had the greatest pancakes ever. Next we went into the city and walked around and ate at this place called Continental which was amazing <3 They had french onion soup DUMPLINGS. Whhaatttt?? They were delicious. Then we went to a hookah bar and chilled which was…
Orange Music: I always ant people to message me on... →
brianaurelio: I always ant people to message me on here because who doesn’t love that shi,t but then i can’t find the strength to message them back, it’s just so much work typing back , and oh my god im a pathetic bitch. reading is easy, its just my eyeballs, i like that. but then my fingers and brain to form… stop smoking so much
Cute guy walks by
pinkflyingelephants: 2 seconds later lolz anna?
brianaurelio: Hahahah never have ‘sexual frustration’ posts, but seriously just wish you’d fuck me. BRIAN WTF IS THIS? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
varytired asked: I like you bonnie. Our brains run on similar waves
Orange Music: Stitches and bitches. →
brianaurelio: I just had to get surgery on my head by the dermatologist/plastic surgeon (Mwahah does this man I can say I got plastic surgery?), and it fucking sucked. I had a weird birthmark on the back of my head, and then some ‘suspicious’ mole on the front of my head, both under my hair. I had to stay awake… YES SHE IS A RUDE FUCKING BITCH
When you got those packs of smelly markers
snivellus: but the black one always smelled like an asshole.
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the...– Carl Sagan (via thechocolatebrigade)